Listen up, boys and girls! A dentist from Ohio has set out to take the ouch out of blow jobs.
Introducing the Blowguard, pthalate-free, one-size fits all silicone guard for the teeth much like the sort used in sports, only the Blowguard comes with one extra perk: a little vibrator.
Dr. Joe, a children’s dentist in Ohio, told the Las Vegas Weekly how the product came about: “This lady came in (for a consultation) with fake teeth, and we had to make her a new set of teeth,” says Dr. Joe. “Her dentures moved a little bit. So we made her a nightguard. She went home and gave her boyfriend a blowjob, and she reported back to me that he loved it.”
Adding the vibrator was just the cherry on top of a sundae of serendipity.
Less teeth, baby, feel the good vibrations.
Image from BlowGuard. Information via Las Vegas Weekly.
OMFG! Is this for real? Why, yes. Yes it is. Hahahahaha!