“Every single holiday, a dick in a box,” sang Justin Timberlake. And boy, do we like the idea of taking that beautiful cock of yours with us. Well, guess what — we can. Introducing the Make Your Own Dildo kit. That’s right, now you, too, can have your manhood immortalized i[...]
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OMG? Walgreens Is A Sex Shop!
Jenny Block, contributor to Fox on Sex (fair and balanced!), was recently surprised to discover the selection available at her local Walgreens. First, there is a surprising variety of “personal massagers.” “Quiet and powerful ones” in a Skittles-worthy array of colors. Mult[...]
Dancing With The Porn Stars
As testament to the awesome power of fanfic, Hustler’s appetite for parody continues with This Ain’t Dancing With the Stars XXX, a nod to Dancing With the Stars as well as David Letterman, Lindsay Lohan and David Hasselhoff. Scarlett Fay plays Lohan, who seduces her dance instructor in[...]
She screws! She Talks! SHE HAS AN OFF SWITCH!
Before we begin, we want to take a second to instantaneously orgasm at the realization that we are thisclose to living in a postcyberpunk universe, OMG. The cyborgs are so close, the Sex and the 405 newsroom can almost taste them! Nom nom nom! /geekery But let’s explore the robots that are act[...]
Dentist Helps Us Give Good Head
Listen up, boys and girls! A dentist from Ohio has set out to take the ouch out of blow jobs. Introducing the Blowguard, pthalate-free, one-size fits all silicone guard for the teeth much like the sort used in sports, only the Blowguard comes with one extra perk: a little vibrator. Dr. Joe, a childr[...]
It’s Labia Appreciation Day
My New Pink Button is a product made to bring that pretty prink color back to your lips–and when I say lips, I mean your labia. “My New Pink Button is a Cosmetic Dye especially for the woman’s genital area, to help restore that healthy vibrant Rosy color,” the site promises.[...]
Slippery Slope: Government Regulation of Sex Toys
Last month in Canada, Dr. Carolyn Bennett, a Liberal Minister of Parliament, sent a letter to the Conservative Federal Minister of Health, Leona Aglukkaq, expressing concern about the sex toy industry and asking the government to take action in regulating sex toys. The letter, which you can read in [...]
Angie vs. Jen: The PORN
Didn’t get everything you wanted this Christmas? Here’s a consolation prize for you like no other. Hustler is releasing a skin flick based on our speculations about Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston’s feud in Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Ani[...]
The Eco-Sexual Invasion
Those earth-loving peeps, they’re all over the place fighting to make sure we don’t screw up ourselves or this fine planet completely. Having made strides in green living from noms to cars and light bulbs, they’re now moving into the bedroom. Here is the latest in healthy alternat[...]
RealTouch: The Fleshlight Goes High-Tech
The holidays can be a brutal time for singles, people in long-distance situations, and the otherwise sensory deprived. Well, look no further, boys. Technology is your friend. Introducing the RealTouch! A Fleshlight-like pleasure instrument that syncs up with your porn to provide you the sort of se[...]