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August 13th, 2010 - 2:23 PM § in Noms, drinks

Redneck in Furs

Our editrix gets some interesting fan mail. We’ve seen everything from dick shots to Starr Report-length poems, to family heirlooms and comic books. Every once in a while, though, someone sends in something worth sharing with the world and this is one of those times, thanks to @hustvedt. Intro[...]

May 5th, 2010 - 9:00 AM § in Culture, Noms, web

Slutty Fortunes For You

You don’t have to add “in bed” to the end of the fortune in the cookie any longer. Introducing Spam Fortune Cookies — and no, they’re not made out of SPAM. Allow them to explain themselves for your benefit: A wise man once said: ‘The best advice you can get is the[...]

March 21st, 2010 - 11:00 AM § in Culture, Noms, Smooth Move, bacon!

Bacon-Vanilla Shake

Brooks Bayne is a typical L.A. slasher: he’s an entrepreneur, technologist and conservative thinker who spends most of his time poking fun of liberals and satirizing popular culture on Twitter. His antics have garnered the Tennessee transplant over 100,000 followers on the popular social media[...]

March 16th, 2010 - 2:52 PM § in Culture, Noms, bacon!

Liquid Bacon

Have you ever slept with more than one person at once and thought, “oh, God, if I could just put A’s epic blowjobs and her long legs and B’s love of anal and massive Rolodex on C’s sense of humor, pop culture prowess and tits, I’d have the ideal woman…” We&#[...]

March 13th, 2010 - 11:00 AM § in Culture, Noms

Nourishing Hedonism

There are two things our American culture taints, and therefore brands: sex and food. We are one of the most conservative, precautious cultures, and it manifests in our bedrooms and our food system, blanketing our libidos and over-salting our plates. Numbing our appetites. While brining ourselves in[...]

February 19th, 2010 - 8:00 AM § in Noms, Places, Smooth Move, The 101

The Theatre Date In Hollywood

Let’s get the basics of Hollywood out of the way. You’ve got a date. And you thought you’d show your theatrical side by getting tickets to The Pantages but cannot for the life of your true hipster self think of where to take your glam gal. It’s your first date with this parti[...]

February 17th, 2010 - 8:55 PM § in News, Noms, Research

Bacon or Sex?

A recent survey suggests that Canadians prefer bacon to sex. The survey, conducted by Angus Reid for Maple Leaf Foods, discovered 43 percent of Canadians would take the nomy goodness that is bacon over a romp. “We wanted to probe how deeply rooted Canadians’ passion for bacon is — [...]

December 31st, 2009 - 6:00 AM § in Culture, News, Noms, Of The Year

Rachael Ray on FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women of 2009

In 2003, Rachael Ray did a photo shoot for FHM at the behest of the Food Network. She was not paid for it, but remarked that she thought it was cool that college guys brought copies of the issue to book signings. “I thought, I’m a cook, I’m over 35 and these young guys love [...][...]

November 19th, 2009 - 6:00 AM § in Noms, OMGWTFBBQ

SILF: Sandwich I’d Like to Fuck (Really? WTF)

Sex and sandwiches. If you’ve been following Sex and the 405 for any amount of time, you know these things go together famously. You know, as in sex and then a sandwich. Or sandwich and some sex. Heavy.com had a different idea. They recently conducted a quickie informal survey about the best s[...]

November 12th, 2009 - 6:00 AM § in Hollywoody, Noms

Liz Hurley is Hot for Beef

When I hear the words “Elizabeth Hurley” and “Guilt-Free Snack,” beef jerky is the last thing on my mind. But here it is, fresh from Hurley’s own 400 acre organic farm in Gloucestershire: Hurley Jerky. Platforms are a thing of the past. In a world where singers can make[...]



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