I wish this was a joke or a statement about how the three people who hit on me at the coffee shop this morning seemed to only use monosyllabic words and so liberally sprinkled the word “like” in statements that nothing they said made too much sense. It’s not. Some schools have in[...]
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G Spot: Fact or Fiction? Wait, What?
“Women everywhere have read or heard that they may possess a secret pleasure zone inside their bodies that, if stimulated correctly, yields intense pleasure and even orgasm,” CNN reported yesterday, adding: “But this so-called G-spot has never been precisely identified as a concret[...]
Weirdest Sex News of 2009
In February, Sheyla Hershey of Houston, Texas, proud owner of 38KKK-sized breast implants, announced she will continue to have breast augmentation surgery until she takes the Guinness World Record for biggest implants, which is currently held by 36MMM-sized Maxi Mounds. And who could forget that Apr[...]
Public Sex: From Clock Towers to Train Tracks
The crowds gathered to watch the spectacle. Above them, in broad daylight, a couple were getting busy in a Sydney landmark over a busy street–right at midday! According to the Australian Daily Telegraph, the incident did not alarm or offend onlookers (you know you’ve left the United Stat[...]
SILF: Sandwich I’d Like to Fuck (Really? WTF)
Sex and sandwiches. If you’ve been following Sex and the 405 for any amount of time, you know these things go together famously. You know, as in sex and then a sandwich. Or sandwich and some sex. Heavy.com had a different idea. They recently conducted a quickie informal survey about the bes[...]
Husband Sculpts Beautiful Wife for Himself
When my father proposed to my mother, he told her she was a beautiful collage of hideous things. Not the most romantic thing in the world, so it doesn’t surprise me that he had to propose a couple more times before she said yes. But at least she was a beautiful collage. Dr. Reza Vossough, on t[...]