The third movie of the Twilight saga series is out and it was only a matter of time before the spoofs started followed in full. Introducing the hypersexualized version of the hit saga — you can thank us later. [...]
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Your Friends’ Secrets Right on Their Facebook Walls
It was a typical day for our editrix of hacking through the contents of her inbox to try to get some sense of what the week would look like. Suddenly, a notification from Facebook — she’d been tagged in a photo! Always the narcissist, or perhaps always aware of the tinge on her conscienc[...]
The G-Shot: “So she’s enjoying penis a little bit more, then?”
The g-shot, a $1,200 injection of collagen to the g-spot that helps it become more prominent and is said to revolutionize your sex life, recently got some air-time that was… amusing to say the least. Watch the whole thing for the full lolz: Via BlogHer’s Wall of Shame. [...]
The Truth About Those Coeds
The kids at h-spot hate surveys these days — they could care less if “a 34-year-old Cosmo-reading heffer from Ohio would be up for a 3-sum.” So they made their own. Tasking interns to find a proper sample of “do-able” women from four different college campuses: Harvard[...]
Safe Sex for Geeks
While you’re out on the town havin a blast, we here at Sex and the 405 are surfing the web so that you don’t have to. Don’t you just love it? Now check out this little jewel we dug up from the bowels of Tumblr. I will not be your father! A clearer concept has never existed. Via [.[...]
Wet Says No To Our Girl-On-Girl Orgy
As much as we like to poke fun at our editrix and her misadventures around town, we have to say she’s got your back. Look at the following exchange that went down between her and a representative from the lube company Wet. From: Wet To: Sex and the 405 Subject: Wet Intimacy Products Date: Mond[...]
Politics Explained
American politics can get pretty complex, so we here at Sex and the 405 are always thrilled to death when the media steps up to explain what’s going on. Amazing: Photo by @fatjew, via @Percival. [...]
Autocorrections That Win
From “I want to suck your duck” to “go to he’ll,” our iPhones sure know how to kill the moment. Our favorites come from Twitter’s Kevin Thau and our editrix herself. To give some context to this one, PR pro Nicole Jordan was inquiring about what was taking our ed[...]
It’s Never Too Complicated To A Cartoonist
Relationships are complicated! Every time we look at the stuff from which to pick on Facebook, we practically get nosebleeds. To this end, we submit the following cartoon by Rob Cottingham as a guide for the next Facebook overhaul: You laughed, admit it. Cartoon by Rob Cottingham, via Jalam1001. [...]
Getting Married? Go To Vegas, Bachelor!
OK, so you’re getting married. Vegas is right next door — why not? Our buddies over at CasinoGuide have some activities for you to consider. Our top five: Marry a Stripper Face it, the little lady back home is a shrew. “Blah blah blah equality”. “Blah blah blah me me m[...]