Some people judge one another by what they drive, others by where they work, others by who they know. I judge people by what they listen to. You can imagine what I was thinking when I read SPIKE’s Top 10 Best Songs To Have Sex To.
I can’t imagine a bigger clit-softener than hearing Marvin Gaye’s “Sexual Healing” come on the iLuv. Seriously?
So, since music is a matter of person taste and I’m having such a great time being a judgmental asshole, I thought I would extend the same courtesy to all of you and offer some of the songs I’d love having sex to right this second.
Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer,” the sex playlist favorite did not make the cut. Sorry, Trent. My sex is too high energy for you.
Supervixen by Garbage
“Make a whole new religion, a falling star that you cannot live without, and I’ll feed your obsessions. There is nothing but this thing you’ll never doubt, this thing you’ll never doubt.”
Buttons (feat. Snoop) by The Pussycat Dolls
“Baby, can’t you see how these clothes are fitting on me and the heat coming from this beat–I’m about to blow. I don’t think you know. I’m telling you loosen up my buttons, baby, but you keep fronting, saying what you going to do to me but I ain’t seen nothing.
Coming Up From Behind by Marcy Playground
“She’s got an avalanche packed into a snowball.”
Ooh La La by Goldfrapp
“Switch me on, turn me up. Don’t want it Baudelaire, just glitter lust.”
Las de la Intuición by Shakira
“Don’t ask me more about me–you know what the answer is. Since I laid eyes on you, I know what I’m going for. I propose to be your perfect victim. I propose to be an eruption.”
Lights On by The Pierces
“Make love with the lights on, baby, tell me what you see. Clear the bed to lie on darlin’, make a mess of me.”
“Baby, show me, show me what’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me and I’ll volunteer and I’ll be flowing and going, ’til clothing disappears, ain’t nothing but shoes on me.”
I Like It Rough by Lady GaGa
“You got me wondering why I like it rough, I like it rough, I like it rough.”
Love Stoned by Justin Timberlake
“Man I swear she’s bad and she knows, I think that she knows. She’s freaky and she knows it. She’s freaky, but I like it.”
Progulka by Zemfira
“I need it and I don’t. You’re my loneliness.”
Take Me on the Floor by The Veronicas
“You captivate me, something about you has got me, I was lonely now you make me feel alive–will you be mine tonight? Take me on the floor, I can’t take it any more. I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love.”
3 by Britney Spears
“What we do is innocent, just for fun and nothin’ meant. If you don’t like the company, let’s just do it you and me. You and me. Or three. Or four–on the floor!”
Pin by The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
“I like to sleep with him, pushin’ in the pin. I like to sleep with him. Well I know, I know.”
All The Things She Said by t.A.T.u.
“Wanna fly to a place where it’s just you and me, nobody else so we can be free.”
My Favourite Game by The Cardigans
“You rip me up and spread me all around in the dust of the deed of time and this is not a case of lust, you see. It’s not a matter of you versus of me.”
Conquest by The White Stripes
“And then in the strange way things happen, their roles were reversed from that day, the hunted became the huntress, the hunter became the prey.”
What songs get you going?
Image by Sharyn Morrow, modified.